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Aug 1 '14

(Source: mimmmmo)

Aug 1 '14

every SJW has the exact same opinions so when u argue with them you dont have to address their actual claims but rather can just attack what u perceive to be the Monolithic Ideology of SJW. u dont even have to read the posts. very nice

(Source: jesuschristofborg)

Aug 1 '14
Aug 1 '14

clunky old term: “children’s books”. hip new term: “Babypasta”

monetizeyourcat:

i hate that this has 2000+ notes

Aug 1 '14

(Source: niniboo)

Aug 1 '14

(Source: alexleefitz)

Aug 1 '14

(Source: veryraresecrete)

Aug 1 '14

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

(Source: toocooltobehipster)

Aug 1 '14

smenkhkara:

has a muslim man ever played abraham lincoln

has an aboriginal woman ever played elizabeth I

has a black man ever played george washington

has a turkish woman ever played eleanor of aquitaine

no?

then why the fuck would you get the whitest white men to play Ramesses II and Moses

Aug 1 '14
gentlemanbones:

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.

gentlemanbones:

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.