I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.
-There was a pixar-like movie coming out about a tarantula with a little parasitic wasp grub sticking out of her, and they were friends even though they both knew the wasp would have to kill her friend one day or die herself. It was the animated tearjerker of the year.
-Bob’s Burgers had a live action spin-off revolving around just Tina and the promotional material showed her standing on top of a Muk, under a rainbow in a filthy alleyway. I didn’t think the inclusion of a pokemon was unusual. In the dream I just thought “finally, they’ll actually show us her pokemon” as if Bob’s Burgers had always been in pokemon’s canon.
-I got into a real pokemon match with someone who used grass types. I wielded a gyarados like a garden hose and somehow defeated their venusaur with water. Then I ran over to the person’s house where they had all these regular plants and cacti and I started using the gyarados to vacuum them all up, but then I realized I had already won and I felt like a terrible awful person for destroying some of their plants, it was like all they had.
im trying to find the video of the spy kids 4 trailer (did you know there was spy kids 4 the reboot) but the audio was completely messed up and it was just completely silent except for the announcer VO saying “IN A WORLD………….BUT THERE WAS A SECRET……..THIS SUMMER”
I like the idea here but at the same time this is hella dismissive and buys right into the idea that ~*political correctness*~ is something that we should avoid at all costs, a la South Park. We don’t NEED a reason other than “this makes someone feel bad” to use the correct pronouns. Respecting a person’s pronouns a matter of humanity, not grammar. It IS about being politically correct. Destroy the notion that political correctness (which I always like to read as: “not hurting people who’ve already been hurt”) is something to distance ourselves from.
i hope this turns all the cumberbatch fans into furries because tbh theyre usually the kind of people who make fun of furries i hope this gets them all on the train for throbbing wolf cock i hope they lie awake at night tormented by how much they crave the sweet taste of wolf boners